Q: How did you make this site?
A: Well the title/navigation bar, the content box, the logo and the buttons were all created and sliced by yours truly in Adobe Photoshop.
Then I just slapped the stuff onto some free webspace, arranged the files how I like, and arranged the site how I like using Macromedia Dreamweaver and/or through manual coding.
While I could tell you how to make all this, I would prefer that you either find some Photoshop tutorials or just play around with Photoshop yourself and come up with your own design.
The HTML and PHP coding can also be researched and done quite easily. A simple Google search will bring up tons of tutorials for you to play with in all of these aspects.
Q: Why did you make this site?
A: A) Boredom. 2) Showing off. III) Polishing my skills in HTML, PHP, Photoshop and maybe more. And yes, I'm well aware my ordinals are all different.
Q: Will you make a site/logo/piece of art/webpage for me?
A: If you're a close friend or family member, sure, I'm glad to help out. If you're someone new to me, I'll more than likely ask for some compensation (money, trade stuff, etc.).
If you're someone looking to hire a programmer/designer/coder and like my stuff, please tell me your hourly wage, hours per week, where you are and what I have to do to get started.
Q: Will you be my boyfriend?
A: Sorry, taken.
Q: Oh my God, you're a Pagan?!
A: Yeah, so? Everybody believes something different, and I just don't perscribe to the mainstream religion(s) that you might be used to.
If you've got a problem with that, bite me, and go learn to respect those different from you.
Q: Are you some kind of psycho nutcase?
A: Ummmm... DUH?! Don't worry though, I'm not the kind of nutcase to bust into your house and steal your money. More like the kind that'll bust into your house at
3 AM and spout citations from "Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy" in Japanese, then apologize for breaking your window. "So long and thanks for all the fish!"
Q: Why so many character names/aliases?
A: It's from a combination of years of web surfing, Dungeons and Dragons playing, roleplaying (in real life and on the web), video game playing and probably a few other things I'm forgetting.
The ones I listed are ones that I've decided to hold on to or that have just survived over the years.
Q: You forgot/missed [insert part of web page here]. When will it be fixed/replaced/up?
A: When I get around to it. There's this thing called "life" I got to live, despite hating it sometimes.
Q: Could you tell me more about yourself?
A: That's what the AIM screen name and email address in the Contact page are for.
Q: Do you plan to take over the world? If so, how?
A: Take over the world?! How silly! HA HA HA! ... Who sent you?!
Q: How long is this FAQ list?
A: Shut up.
Q: No seriously, I want to know. How long is this FAQ list?
A: And I seriously said "SHUT UP"!
Q: Look buddy, I-
A: *plugs his ears* I'M NOT LISTENING! LA LA, LA LA LAAAA!